“I console myself with the knowledge that turtles can breathe out of their butts, wisdom imparted from
the trivia printed on the strip of an overnight maxi-pad.”
“The disorienting midnight toilet visit that follows comes with fears that I may be too late, praying my
nightie is drenched from sweat.”

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Jo PYBUS
Jo Pybus

Jo is a columnist who shares observations from her life in the middle-ages through another late-onset pursuit; writing. Having been a late-onset athlete, her love of an endurance event led her to write a novel and become an advocate for menopause awareness. Jo the co-host of Alex The Seal Podcast.