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Perimenopause: buckle up girls!

“I console myself with the knowledge that turtles can breathe out of their butts, wisdom imparted from the trivia printed on the strip of an overnight maxi-pad.” “The disorienting midnight toilet visit that follows comes with fears that I may be too late, praying my nightie is drenched from sweat.”